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Dear Reader,

Thank you for your patience.

As you have undoubtedly foreseen, I have become trapped in my own osculating spheres with no hope of escape.

The fish feed on my good humor and tasty ligaments. I feel mostly normal.

If you'd like to know when the situation improves, or if interested in lending moral support, you can attempt contact via:

corrugatedpress (at) gmail (dot) com.